A place for discussing garden railway scenery, such as buildings, trees, etc....
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by SillyBilly » Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:50 pm

I bought this jolly sailor in Whitby, he's a bit confused about the dressage for the footplate on the SHR, we're of the Bib & Brace breed but at £1.99 you can't go wrong!
I present you with the task of naming him.......
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mhlr
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by mhlr » Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:51 pm
Fag Horton
Chag Norton
Nag Morton
Rag Rorton
Wag Yorton
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made-in-england
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by made-in-england » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:28 pm
Driver dave
Passengers are reminded not to tease the engines
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laalratty
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by laalratty » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:51 pm
I would say any of Pete's suggestions or alternatly riveresk has just suggested Fred...
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by laalratty » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:51 pm
Well im afraid to report that a terrible accident befel Gag Torton, resulting in his decapitation. It was not a pretty sight...

I really don't know what was happening here

, perhapes the ritual for his funeral
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by riveresk » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:20 pm
Is it cruel and slightly socio/psychopathic that I'm laughing? Loved the bit with the head on the funnel.
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SillyBilly
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by SillyBilly » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:21 pm
I'm sorry Gag Torton!
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by riveresk » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:28 pm
Name - FACE OF BOE/SHR!!!!
Super glue? :D
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pauly
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by pauly » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:40 pm
How come when you drop a figure its head always breaks off
its happened to me so many times

A steam propelled life-style.
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by SillyBilly » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:43 pm
Probably because it's weak there and it seems to land on it's head.
Really it's Gag's fault for being outside of the loading and structure gauge.
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mhlr
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by mhlr » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:57 pm

The pics I've waited a looong time for!!!

Poor old Gag. We'll have to find a new editor for Garden Sail magazine.
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by riveresk » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:05 pm
When are we going to be able to read the obitury?

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by steamyjim » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:18 pm
mhlr wrote:
The pics I've waited a looong time for!!! :lol: Poor old Gag. We'll have to find a new editor for Garden Sail magazine.
Don't you mean Rarden Gail
And what about Tixteen Sill Moday
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by mhlr » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:35 pm
steamyjim wrote:Don't you mean Rarden Gail
And what about Tixteen Sill Moday
Well he is a Jolly Sailor inhe! :lol:
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by SillyBilly » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:48 am
Gag Torton (200?-2008)
Obituary
When Gag Torton was cast in China sometime between 2000 and early 2008 under the polluted skies it was never anticipated he would become such a celebrity from the eyes of all Garden Sailors.
Having given up his hobby of Garden Sailing, he moved from the shelf of a shop on the sea front in Whitby to the little village of 'Seibiant Isaf' in North West Wales on the 10/08/08, where he took up residency in a purpose built beach hut. I took some weeks for Gag to find his mountain feet, but he never retired of his sailing outfit. He also kept his occupation as editor (or editro) of Garden Sail magazine (still the only monthly garden sailing magazine). Gag felt a new hobby would lead him in his newlife and he became a working volunteer member of the Seibiant Hill Railway. The 24/10/08 was a joyous day for Gag as he was passed out to drive the railway's stalwart steam loco 'Isabelle'.
His new life style got cut short when on the 27/10/08 he was taking 'Isabelle' through 'Cutting Cul' on an Up train from his hometown of 'Seibiant Isaf' and found himself outside of the loading gauge. In a moment of panic Gag quickly shut the regulator and slammed on the brakes, but it was too late for him as he fell on to the concrete footpath of the neighbouring garden, it was clear the end was nigh and his life came to a sudden end as a result of decapitation.
It is hoped he can be resurected with a drop of Super Glue but that cannot compensate for the loss the whole Garden Sail and Rail Community has suffered.
R.I.P. Gag Torton
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by alan2525 » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:53 pm
His new life literally got cut short...probably lost 16mm in height straight away!
Ouch!
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mhlr
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by mhlr » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:01 pm
Good lord, has he got a neck brace of something?! Not good, I bet the passenger's complained about the poor comfort levels.
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by made-in-england » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:06 pm
R.I.P

Passengers are reminded not to tease the engines
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by laalratty » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:31 pm
Are we going to get a picture when Gag recieves the revolutionary head replacement cyanocrylate surgery?
Here are some of Gag's relatives, found at the Autum gala of the Little Morecambe steam railway today

They all appered to be coping well with the loss of a relative and dear friend, although they really didn't do much all afternoon except smoking their pipes
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