Model Ship

maxnod · Post by **maxnod** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:06 am

I've just been to my local model shop to see if he had any models of Italian cruise liners.
He said he had just one left.
I asked him if he could put it on one side for me.

METHSSNIFFER · Post by **METHSSNIFFER** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:50 am

I would abandon the ship if I was you! Too expensive!

MDLR · Post by **MDLR** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:52 pm

G - R - O - A - N !!

Pretoria · Post by **Pretoria** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:55 pm

Don't tell me, sales are at rock bottom ?

---------------- or is he looking for increased turnover ?

MuzTrem · Post by **MuzTrem** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:07 pm

If you don't like shipwreck-related puns, don't read on. I fear this may just be the tip of the iceberg...

maxnod · Post by **maxnod** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:09 pm

Get a lottery ticket for a Mediterranean Cruise!
Last week's was a rollover!

Pretoria · Post by **Pretoria** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:13 pm

Breaking News --

Black Box recorder has been downloaded. Last words on the Bridge were apparently a female saying "go on, let me have a go"

Catweasel · Post by **Catweasel** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:41 pm

One guy went in for his violin. The insurance company said it was a fiddle.

Sir Clothem Cap · Post by **Sir Clothem Cap** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:13 pm

must resist...............no the urge is too stong...

Two guys on the ship were talking one says "Its quiet here tonight" the other replied "they must be listening to the band" "Theres no band on board" said the first. "There must be I heard them announce A BAND ON SHIP" replied the second.

Pretoria · Post by **Pretoria** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:20 pm

I'm really beginning to get that sinking feeling ....................

mhlr · Post by **mhlr** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:19 pm

Those are jokes are utter ship!

Narrow Minded · Post by **Narrow Minded** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:23 am

The rescue teams have finally made it to the bar on the lower decks and found four Scousers there.
When they tried to take them to safety the Scousers told 'em to dear off 'cos the drinks were "all inclusive"

DVT Dweller · Post by **DVT Dweller** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:22 am

Narrow Minded:65182 wrote:The rescue teams have finally made it to the bar on the lower decks and found four Scousers there.
When they tried to take them to safety the Scousers told 'em to dear off 'cos the drinks were "all inclusive"

Careful Mr. Though you do have to get your moneys worth

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I wont put the George Micheal one up to save offending anyone.

Must admit I am shocked at the thought of an Italian running off and saving his own hide before worrying about everyone else's.

Sir Clothem Cap · Post by **Sir Clothem Cap** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:28 pm

How anyone will react in such disaster can only be discovered by livng it. The captain must have been too overwhelmed to cope. I'd hate to be in his shoes now!!

DVT Dweller · Post by **DVT Dweller** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:45 pm

Unfortunately Bryan it's one of those jobs were you get the pay to take the responsibility. As for the way he's acted after with the lies etc......

There are two signals to let passengers know it's time to evacuate a ship. First is seven blasts of the whistle. Second is the captain rowing past in a lifeboat.

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